500 bucks for a dancing emoji bar 
The Apple lover
The Windows user
The longtime Mac user
The Mac user who knows Apple will soon drop their prices
The Chinese Labourer who made the thing
The Guy / Gal who can't afford to buy their kids a mac at these prices
The fashion/ new gadget victim who's hypnotised by the emoji bar and uber thinness
The guy who's still got an old mac that's running fine
The guy who's just bought a new windows laptop thats worked out
The guy outside the US who has just seen the new Mac prices
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas