They do something they don't have to do because they are tired of hearing all the crying and whining and yet you're still not satisfied. Just buy something else
If you 'think' (and I use that term loosely) that Apple have done something in the way of a favour because of being tired of 'crying and whining', well then maybe think again, you know just in case you've overlooked the huge amount of negative reviewer feedback based on the need for dongles in the first place
But on reflection perhaps you're right, maybe I should pop back on my special apple rose tinted glasses and get on board with dongle fever.
I'm sure dongles will eventually come in to fashion, maybe Apple will sell me a cool looking dongle utility belt?