Government tracking my every move?
For what purpose, exactly? How am I that important? I mean, I'm flattered, but it might be a waste. If they let Noam Chomsky walk around then I should be golden!
They're more than welcome to track me, but if they're looking for mysterious secrets and earth-shattering excitement they could probably do better.
I guess I'll go and watch some "subversive" South Park or something, LOL.
There would be cameras in the house or they would be viewing my every move remotely, listening in and I'd be all like. . . "oh hi guys, if you can hear me I'm going to brush my teeth now. Then I'm going to hop in the shower, but keep in mind your picture might steam up. And then I'm off to buy bread. Should I go for a baguette or a marble rye, what do you guys think? And my condo doesn't get a lot of southern light, so I was thinking maybe I'll go for a nice lamp or something. Should I spring for the IKEA sale tomorrow? I dunno . ."