Some of you people here really don't know Apple at all do you
Here's how it will go:
Jobs (or if he's too scared, someone media guy) will introduce the audience and thank them for coming.
He'll say something like 'Before we get started, I just wanna share a few stats with you that we think are really cool.'
(shows some stats on iPhone 4 sales numbers to keep the shareholders happy)
Then he'll say something like 'there has been a few rumors going around that there's a problem with the iphones magical antennas. Well the folks at Apple looked into it, and it turned out to be a problem with the networks, and to help combat it we feel we want to give people a free bumper. This helps to improve the network performance, as it would on ANY phone' (obviously this is ********* but its Steve - the guy's made of the stuff!).
Now he will say how Apple don't NEED to do it, but the want to to make everyone's phone 'magical'.
Then he'll go into game center and white iPhone to try and make them forget that they didn't offer a recall
There will be no recall. This is A-P-P-L-E. The same guys that said there was nothing wrong with the 27" iMac. That the MacBook Air was 'strong'. That the Mac Pro doesn't need updating (or a price reduction). That their international stores aren't more expensive than the US store.
It's time to take a moment to realize that maybe, just maybe Steve isn't a god....that he's the same guy that was fired from Apple for screwing up.
(Watch 'The Pirates of Silicone Vally' -- you'll see my point).
Bottom line:
A recall would cost Apple upwards of $3 billion.
Giving a free bumper to every serial number would cost about $200 thousand.
Go figure.
(Disclaimer: THIS IS AN OPINION. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS, DO NOT QUOTE MY POST!)