Now now, Apple would have something in store.October 27... Tim comes out on stage. I'm sorry everyone. Our calendars were flipped to the wrong page. We thought this was April 1st. We apologize for the inconvenience. As a thank you for your attendance, please pick up a free watch band as you leave the building.
2 hours of watch band mania! There are butterfly clasp bands, flip clasp bands, security clasp bands, buckle bands, large buckle bands, metal band clasp bands. These are available in classic leather straps, contrast stitching straps, double ridge straps, Rally straps, NATO straps, Zulu straps, link straps, link strap type Oyster straps, link strap type President straps, link strap type Jubilee straps, link strap type Engineer straps, Aviator (pilot) straps, Bund straps, Tropic / Rubber straps, Shark Mesh straps, milanese straps, perlon straps, waffle straps, NASA straps, Panerai-style strap.
How can anyone NOT want to sit in an Apple event that talks about nothing but these watch bands!