I disagree with almost everything you said - except that maintaining the thickness and putting in a dedicated GPU would make you a happy camper: I believe you. It wouldn't make me happy, though - I don't need user changable RAM, I need it to be lighter.
I find it funny, though, that you already know that the LCD strip (actually, most likely OLED) will be a gimmick, even before anyone outside Apple knows what it is, but fine.
Here's the thing:
While we can't know with the exact certainty, I think we can both presume that Apple will continue doing what they have been doing for a while and that on 27th I will be happy and you will not. I feel almost ashamed to say it here - I'm one of the people who thought "courage" was a good explanation of what Apple does in tech - so, I'm guessing most of you just dismissed me as a fanboy. Fine, you're entitled to your opinion. I don't think there is any planned obsolence - and I think the software support for their product proves that, I think it's their willingness to push the industry forward. You think the opposite - it's ok - please don't try to convince me otherwise, you won't be able to (just as I won't be able to change your opinion).
Look, guys, I keep asking and I keep asking - but seriously - why do you still hang on to Apple? Why do you visit an Apple forum? We all know they are set on a path. We may argue if this is "Tim Cook's Apple" or if they have been like this under Jobs (in fact, I think everything you dislike about Apple has Steve Jobs written all over it - I think if he was alive today, he'd probably throw out even more ports, made things even thinner - he was just, perhaps, better at convincing people that it's the right decision). But - either way - whether this is the new or old Apple, I think we all know that they are not changing. So, seriously, why don't you leave for whatever suits you more? I come to these forums to discuss Apple products with people who actually like them, and to ask questions. But I have to go through all these "Apple is a joke" posts, and all those "Windows 10 destroys macOS" and all those "I'm not buying a Mac ever again" just to get to something useful. Please, really, guys - it's ok. There are other computers out there. Just leave, don't give your hard earned money to Apple any more, leave these forums and enjoy your lives. They are not going to make the computer you want. They are not. They are going to double down on everything you dislike about modern Macs. So just go and leave these forums to those of us who actually, you know, agree with most of things Apple does. So, for once, I can have a real discussion about Apple stuff (with criticism) with someone instead of - whatever this is.
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While I can't predict the future, I can say with 99% certainty that your hope will remain unanswered. Everything points to that. So - it's time for you to change your computer company. You'll be happier, trust me. I'd do it without any problems if they made computers I didn't like (like the ones you described, for example).
So - and I don't mean this in a bad way: goodbye and good luck.
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This is an excellent summary and I agree completely.
So much truth in this post a small black hole of truth just formed