Nice.
And overnight, AppDonalds food would be the ONLY food anyone should ever eat. Everything not on that menu would become "antiquated", "horrid", "abominations" that "99% don't want" (to eat).
Anything less than gushing-praise comments about the healthiness or quality of the food would be shouted down with fury, rationalized by comments like "I've been eating this food for my whole life and I'm still just fine." Someone would be the first to be called a Food Troll.
Chefs employed anywhere else would no longer know how to cook anything good. Dining experiences outside of plastic booths would be outdated relics to be avoided at any and all costs. People living in any spot on earth where there is no AppDonalds should opt to starve than dare eat anything else.
Then, Samsung would acquire Burger King about 1 month later and rename it BurgerSung. The king icon would be replaced by a curved "W" arch.
About 12 months later the Big Mapple would be reinvented as a much thinner sandwich: "half the substance but still at the same great price."
About 12 months later, the buns would be deprecated and sold separately to achieve another degree of "thinner" and increase average revenue-per-burger purchased. "Our thinnest Big Mapple ever!"
A BigMapple Junior would be introduced at the former "same great price" but the more desirable sandwich would cost about 15% more.
Rumors of a Pro Big Mapple would begin to murmur during the next year. Maybe even a Big Mapple Edition.
About 12 more months to hear cutting-edge spin gushing how they were able to shave the patty to less than half it's former size, reduce standard toppings by 39% and lay out the shredded lettuce in a proprietary pattern so as to have nary a shaving overlap another. "Thinnest Big Mapple ever and still at the same great (Pro) price." Accessories like toppings are available separately. For example, "our new ultra-thin pickles are only $19.95. And no one has ever been able to shave pickles this thin."
"And one more thing... introducing the Big Mapple Edition, our best Big Mapple ever." Line up your Barclay card financing now so you can eat one.
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