Just to save everybody's time, this will the course of events of the forum
"Boring I will keep my [insert previous iPhone version]"
"Apple is not innovating anymore"
"I am switching to Android because I am bored."
"So expensive. I can buy China phone for 1/3rd of the price."
"Stupid Apple. Website is hanging/crashing."
"My pre-order is in. How about you guys?"
"Mine is shipping! Here's the screenshot."
"Out of stock? Stupid Apple. I'm buying Android."
"Does anybody know if I can just walk in to store [insert Apple store location] and buy one?"
"My iPhone has [insert minor blemish], I am returning it. Apple is going downhill."
"I just bought this new iPhone. What a ripoff. I hate Apple."
*repeat when t = September 2017
You forgot these...
"My phone is stuck in (insert Asian city here) on a plane"
"My screen is yellow"
"Anyone get their tracking number?"
"How do I find my tacking number?"
"Att says my order is still processing, it's been processing for days!"
"No unlocked phones at launch? Apple sucks, why do they do this?"
"Att/Verizon sucks, I can't upgrade!"
"Who took off work to wait for their phone?"
"I'm out of town, can I ship to (insert place here)?"
"Ups/fedex sucks, they didn't (insert problem here)"
Polls:
"What color are you getting?"
"What size are you getting?"
"What carrier are you ordering from?"
"Are you getting Apple care?"
Ah, the yearly Apple release.
