This has me laughing all over.
You would have never seen Apple stoop this low a couple years ago. Comparing themselves to others? That's for the fishes not the market leader.
So lets go down 1 by 1:
1) Yes great customer satisfaction. Keeping it simple stupid for the iphone grandma crowd admittingly is nice. And the fact they have on the spot phone replacement.
2) Every detail has been considered
What kind of ad spacing line is that. I guess every other phone just popped out of an engineer's ass without any design consideration
3) Only Iphone has Retina Display.
Considering samsung has 440 PPI vs 320 PPI this is absolutely blowout. You might as well have hidden that fact. S4's screen is gonna take a massive dump on the i5.
4) Great battery life.
I guess you need one when you can't pop in a spare. I don't know how many times my friends ask do you have an iphone charger? LOL.
5) The A6 chip is powerful not powerhungry
Translation: We know we don't have the fastest processor.
6) Iphone LTE
Really? REALLY?! I'm not even gonna bother with that one
7) World's most popular camera
TranslatioN: We know we have a crappier camera, but hey people are buying the iphone so it must be good.
My current 920 takes amazing photos that ***** bricks on the iphone
8) Millions of ways to be entertained
Most people have less than 100 apps. Really 99% is just filler. No one cares. Even my crappy windows system has all that I really need.
9) ios6
Hm. I turn on my phone and I can see my email, schedule for the day, weather, and active stock updates. How convenient.

ios6 give you same old crap.
10) Siri
That feature is wiped out now with google now.
Overall, worst PR attempt I've seen apple do yet. At least wait till you release your Iphone 5S before trying to make a comparison. Its not even close. This is a stomping.