Quite whining about people wanting Apple to stand by their work and man up to their mistakes and making lame excuses for same.
But Apple has stood by their work. "Non-issue," remember? What if Apple holds the party line and does not admit anything tomorrow? Will you a)return the phone or b)continue to complain, sue, etc.? B is an unreasonable choice. This is not a safety hazard and no one's rights are being violated. You can still return the phone and wash your hands of the whole thing.