No need to get personal here, guy, but if you wanna go down that road, you might wanna consult that DSM-IV and look up
301.0 Paranoid Personality Disorder. 😀 "Rectal vault?" (funny one though, I'll give ya that!) "Apologists?" Please, I'm not defending or apologizing for Apple at all. If there is a problem they absolutely 100% should fix it and make it right for all those affected.
All I am after is trying to get people to see how they are reacting to this situation. Honestly, the hysteria is unprecedented in consumer electronics. This is a phone people! No one is forcing you to buy the damn thing! Why do you want to keep a defective product? If you bought a certain model of TV that had a line of dead pixels on every unit would you keep it and demand that the manufacturer fix it? Of course not! You would return it! The lack of common sense and simple logic astounds me.
The simple and hype-free fact is that people with the problem have always had a way out: Return the Dang Phone. Apple waived all restocking fees and agreed to refund your money. I might even admit that you have a legitimate beef with ATT about that restocking fee for a phone that you can demonstrate is defective. I'd wager that a little persuasion and charm would have gotten that fee waived, especially in the last week or two.
Take a deep breath Bobby-Boy. Let's see what Apple has for you tomorrow, shall we?
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