What would make you switch your phone faster, an unreliable Phone that is constantly rebooting or a 100% working phone though a little slow?
It's not a little slow, it's *painfully* slow after the throttling update.
Either way you want a new phone - HOWEVER if Apple had made clear that a battery replacement would fix the SLOWNESS & crashing issues, then millions would not have replaced their handsets. And that is one of the bigger points here.
It's a $700 fix for a $2 battery issue. And Apple wins.