Where is your source that the devices were bricked "en masse." "En masse" means total, everyone. Some have obviously experienced an issue, but we in my family haven't had any problem with the update for our AW updates, just heard from two friends that they have had no problem, and just checked over on 9t05 where vast majority comments section had no problem either with the update, so it is conclusive that you are spreading fake news, which is sadly very prevalent all over the web these days. Please consider retracting your statement that this update bricked all devices, i.e., "en masse" when you have no idea what percentage were bricked, and we also conclusively know that you were spreading false info when you claimed that Apple Watches were bricked "en masse." Again, ideally no devices would have problems with an update, but similarly no postings should have fake news--neither of which is realistic these days. You can dislike Apple and freely state that opinion, but let's not resort to spreading false information.
To be fair "en masse" can simply refer to the total of a group. He didn't specify what group even if one could assume he meant all watches it's still just an assumption made much like that which you assume he has assumed. Haha. (J/K)
But truly if the problem were so minor then why not leave the update available to the public? It's an action that has traditionally been out of character for a company that prides itself on its quality and reliability.
And before you go off saying how I may be biased or have a beef with Apple. Let me just quell that fear by stating that I spent years in the Fotune 500 and Fortune 100 tech sectors working with CTOs and CIOs to convince them to adopt Apple "as a standard" and to make accommodations for mixed environments that include Apple hardware.
This was because the truth at the time was that Apple was universally more reliable and equally if not more effective at almost all relevant computing tasks for which they were designed than PC equivalents.
This has begun to change and it's frankly just sad to see...