Your trolling script seems to be based on Apple from the late 1900s--check Windows Update for a new version

(If it doesn't crash and fry your brand-new Dell's OS, as my friend just experienced--and she can't even back up her week's worth of stuff because the optical drive died after a few days

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* Currently,
the initial purchase price of many Macs is much less than a PC with the "same stuff." (Actually, certain current Macs cost the same as a Dell that has almost nothing! A well-loaded 27" iMac costs the same as a Dell display alone. The Dell display does have 160 additional pixels though

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* And on top of Apple's already-competitive pricing, you can find great deals (such as Amazon, educational discounts, and like-new refurbs which have full warranties) to pay even less.
* After that initial purchase, your support, troubleshooting and anti-virus costs (in both money AND time) are lower year after year.
* And Macs have a longer usable life, so you don't have to buy as many computers over time.
* And then when you do want a new computer, the Mac holds its resale value far better than a PC, helping to fund your next Mac.
In the end, being a Mac user tends to cost a whole LOT less. And you still get the benefits of Mac OS X! Plus it runs your old Windows stuff too if you wish. It's win-win.
When the time comes to buy a new PC, why spend hundreds MORE to get a Dell? Just get the MacBook
P.S. Windows is not dead. Look how long Amiga OS clung to life... it's still not quite dead! And Amiga had nothing like the intertia of Microsoft's former dominance. Windows is here to stay. Its future is very dim, but very long.