Hilarious post. Its 2017 and you are asking for ethernet? Jesus, that port is long dead in portables.Absolutely. The current one is the definition of an iToy! It's pretty, but useless. Crap keyboard, trackpad is too big (and palm rejection not good enough), there's no matte screen option, RAM is limited to 16GB (the competition do 32GB or 64GB), storage options are too expensive, there's no Ethernet port. And before anyone goes comparing the Ethernet port to a CD drive, Ethernet ports are still widely used in the real world as you can't always rely on a wireless connection or if their is one it won't always give you access to the resources you need to do your work, you need a wired connection for that. And if anyone mentions dongles/adaptors, bend over I have a pile of them you can have!!
For the tiny tiny percentage of people who needed (clearly you) there is the thing you don't like. For the rest of us, it is a dead port that doesn't need to be brought back.