Apple called and they said to ship it to my house so I can return it for you...
send it to me and I'll sneak it back into apple so no one gets fired... I swear

Ha ha, you guys are funny.
But yeah, if they were to send me an extra computer, I would call them. If they said, "Uh, yeah we kinda need that back," I would have sent it back, but if they said "No biggie, Merry Christmas," then I'd sell it.