Now, now...let's not confuse the issue of "unions bad."
Every worker has limitless mobility, and the only thing holding them back is pure work ethic!
Why, every one of us can name a handful of people who overcame incredible obstacles and became successful—the other 300 million Americans who aren't rich? Just didn't work hard enough.
I mean, it's incredibly simple to view this issue this way if you strip out ALL of the nuance and understanding of political and economic structures and their impact on labor.
I want something short, simple, and "common sense" so I can put it on a bumper sticker. Then all those lazy bums behind me can read it and do things the "right way", since there's only one variable to worry about.