It's just that living in a real city I'm not used to the bizarre practices of suburbia. I still find it baffling that some Apple stores are located in malls. I've certainly never been to one of them, and I've been to at least a dozen Apple stores.
Congratulations, you may have just set the record for the most obnoxious, douchey, and pretentious post on macrumors.
I bet you wear hats with a flat brim and keep the tongues of your shoes on the outside of your pants.