I look forward to the call. I can ask him when Apple's going to show us what "can't innovate anymore my ass" meant. This year will mark 6 years since he said it an not an update in sight.
Meanwhile, in the Cupertino war room:
Tim: “Phil - what’s the success rate of our e-mail campaign ?”
Phil: “Euhhh...less than 0.5% - after 94% spam rejects”
Tim “Cr*p, that doesn’t do it. How many staff did you involve ?”
Phil: “One junior behind a spam server. Privacy concerns !”
Tim, shouting: “Mobilize 10.000 more. Get them ready on the phones”
Phil: “Ehhh...I am afraid we don’t have that many phone lines - cold calling isn’t exactly our core business”
Tim: “Core business is what I tell you to do, right ?”
Phil: “OK, but that isn’t provisioning any more phone lines”
Tim: “Then hell. Get. All those. Unused. iPhone XRs. Unpacked ! At least those with Qualcomm modems. And throw sim cards in them”
Phil: “Oaahh. Never struggled with my big fingers and small pins in these card trays”
Tim: “Don’t bend ! They’re liquid metal. The most expensive part we ever used !!”
Phil: “Oh my G•d Bloobrmpgrr... Ahh, got one provisioned”
Tim: “Man, you’re indispensible. Now go multiply yourself - at least 1000 times...”