Apple just priced themselves out of the stratosphere. I used to think sub $2K was a lot to pay for a laptop. Now if I were to spec a base 15in MBP with 512GB ssd, it costs $2800 before taxes. Holy Hell that is expensive!!! Not to mention you're making some compromises with the i/o ports!!
Nonsense!
No one on the campuses of Princeton, Harvard, Yale, Stanford etc will be seen with anything less.
Sucks not living in the Green Zones eh? Hard to believe the USA was once a land of plenty before it descended into just another third world country occupied by the Pentagon.