BTW... My Macintosh 128 still works.... any one with a IBM from 1984 that can still say that... and I am talking about all original, no replaced parts.
You forgot to yell "Get off my lawn!" and "You young whippersnappers!"
All kidding aside, I loved your post. And I loved the Sears catalog. Used to look through it for hours, dreaming of how cool it would be to have this or that...