I can't bother reading through this extremely long post but from what I've read, you claim that your wife's iphone6+ which she only carried in her spacious handbag miraculously became bent. And now you're trying to take advantage of all the media frenzy about bending iPhones to try to pressure Apple into replacing your phone for free. And not only do you want them to replace it, you don't even want to bring it on to the Apple store so you won't have to tell your non-believable story in person. It's easier just to have a chat and guilt some poor chat attendant into forking over a new phone. You know your story is B.S., why not just admit that you accidentally bent the phone and pay the $79. An iPhone does not spontaneously become bent without some outside force. You should be ashamed of yourself!