Take a deep breath already!
Well, I cant make my new iPhone 4 drop a single bar regardless of how I hold it. I have even tried putting a little moisture on my fingers and touching the two antennas together with no loss of signal. I have to believe that this whole thing is either a result of an issue with 1 of 4 variables: 1. the strength/quality of signal the phone is receiving, 2. a flaw in some units possibly during production, 3. the user themselves and how much electrostatic mV (millivolts) their particular bodies produce, 4. a software glitch, or any combination of the 4. I have seen many users comment on how this is a hardware issue an not a software, however it has been stated many times that it could simply be an issue with how the phone reports and switches its frequency and antenna handling which can be corrected with software. I have also seen the recent post about the attorneys looking into a class action suit which is totally ridiculous the phone has been public for 5 days, every one that has purchased the devices is free to return it to the point of purchase with no penalty, and with the level of Apple's customer service the "open box" penalty I'm sure would be waived in light of the publicity this has received if that was stated as the reason for the return. Those people who have purchased multiple apps: 99% will run on a previous generation device, and for those apps that wont, I'd be willing to bet if you contacted Apple they would refund your purchase once they verified you no longer are in possession of the phone. So why the hell are all of these people whining and crying about crap that can be resolved with minimal effort if they are so dissatisfied with the device and its performance. Since most people are return purchasers and are upgrading from a previous model just as I am then they should know that with each new model there have been some small issues that were easily and quickly resolved. Finally, how many out there are having absolutely no issues whatsoever that we never hear about. The only time anyone ever says much about a product regardless of who makes it is when they have a problem, and it seems like a huge ordeal, but out of the 1.7 million sold across the weekend are having 0 issues? Those people aren't speaking out and saying anything because they have no reason to other than to praise it, which is rarely done. My biggest complaint over the whole thing is, if you're not happy fine we understand, if you're not willing to deal with it then that's your choice but take the damn thing back and make a phone call about your apps and quit bitching already. Granted there is an issue for some people, but you have to give them a chance to fix it if possible or for them to provide you with a way out if they are unable to resolve the issue for you. Regardless of what is reportedly publicly said "there is no issue" or whatever I guarantee Apple is examining every little detail and figuring out a way to provide a solution. Of course they arent going to announce and say "Yes our brand new iPhone 4 has an issue with it when held a certain way causing the loss of signal on the device", when its only been in the wild for many for a whopping 5 days, they need to examine all of the data just as any responsible company/scientist would do in order to provide the best and correct solution to the problem. No company ever blatantly says their product is defective without validated insurmountable proof first. I own quite a few Apple products, and I will admit I have had some issues with some of them in the past, however in each and every case Apple has made it right and either fixed or replaced whatever I had an issue with, but only after they had a chance to examine and ensure the problem existed and needed to be addressed. There are very few companies out there that provide the level of customer service and care that Apple does. I'm sure there are people that would say they have had a bad experience with Apple and would never purchase from them again, but we all know most of the time those individuals are ones that are the quickest to point blame, are dissatisfied with virtually any attempt at resolution and want more than what they should get. Even in those circumstances I know from personal experience that many times Apple goes above and beyond and gives the customer what they want, but there will always be those who no matter what wont be happy with the outcome. So point is....if this document exists then Apple is working on it, they are trying to find the best solution to the problem, and will address it as soon as they have that solution, and are providing suggestions in the mean time to alleviate or lessen the issue. It's been 5 days people, give them a chance to fix it, or shut up and return it if it's such a problem for you! Toyota didnt get this much flack over killing people.
