1) you're not funny... not even a teeny bit
2) you didn't give any indication (smiley/sarcasm tag/etc.)
3) so don't pretend like your "clever little joke" went over someone's head, when what ACTUALLY happened is you said something tactless, lame, boring, trite, old, annoying, repetitive, played out, nonsensical, and stupid (whether it is said "in jest" or not)
4) consider a moratorium on the "if Steve we're alive" comments. They were funny exactly ZERO times. Literally no one wants to hear it anymore. Nobody here knew him, so we can't say it & mean it... & saying it and not meaning it, is simply disrespectful remembrance of a man. Let the dead lie, ffs.
Did someone steal your sippy cup of Apple juice?