Who's driving this thing?
See, even the crash screens are more elegant on a Mac. I'd rather look at this than a BSOD any day.
Damn straight. Look at the font: Apple CARE that their operating system has crashed; they don't want you to feel any worse and panicked than you already do
I always quite enjoyed it when my Mac kernel panicked in 10.3.9, provided I knew I hadn't lost anything. It was relaxing, a bit like falling asleep. It happened quite frequently actually, but it was related to a dodgy driver for a PCMCIA USB 2 card adapter conflicting with sleep on my old 550 Ti-book, so I could summon it at will, or if it slipped my mind. Very annoying, true, but in fairness you can't blame Apple for shoddy rarely used 3rd party drivers.
Incidentally on my laptop the most unreliable programme by far was MS Word... that used to quit unexpectedly very frequently, and still does on my sister's iBook. I don't really understand why any normal needs consumer still uses it; there are just so many cheaper more efficient alternatives, especially for the Mac. And if you are a specialist then it's probably even less suitable; I use Latex for all of my project reports.
For that matter so did AoE 2 back in the day, another quality MS product.
I think under one of the early Leopards my nice Alu iMac beach balled once for long enough for me to get frustrated and hard reboot, but it hasn't since.
And as for the ads, great, very funny the PCs all leaving on the final criterion. Crashing isn't an issue any more, I don't think. But there are so many other things that sell it for me, even over the greatly lauded Win 7, e.g. Spaces, Exposé, Keyboard Shortcut customisability and myriad ways to achieve the same effect (squeeze mouse, go to corner, F5, control-number), nifty shortcuts like typing ~ in a dialog box to go to the home folder, QuickLook, great integration between Mail iCal Address Book iPhoto iTunes, Terminal and associated scripting, snappy Safari...
Not to mention the warm glow I get whenever I look at my beautiful computer. Just because there are lots of them doesn't make them not art.