I just sat on hold for 30 minutes with AT&T and finally got through to a tech. Whom I could hear breathing. And tapping at a keyboard. And the various techs around him/her. I said "Hello?" a few times with no response. After 20-25 seconds, I said "I can hear you breathing, and all the background noise" and which point s/he scoffed a bit and disconnected the line.
If I could have reached through that phone and choked them I would have.
Order number: 680711****
Ordered 6/15 before noon via regular ATT site. Status says "In Progress".
Calling again to hopefully get some answers. I swear if I get hung up on again I'll lose my mind!