Boss: "Good morning Android, meet your replacement, his name is Apple."
Android: "Good morning, sir. Wait whaaa...?"
Boss: "Well, we thought you were going to be great. You communicate well and your big and strong, but we noticed that you occasionally stare off into space, you run out of gas a little early, you get so focused on one task that you forget you were doing a lot of others, and your work lacks a little polish. In the end, we decided to bring back young Apple here, and give him another shot. Apple's not as big as you, but his work speaks for itself."
Android: "But I thought I was the answer to your questions and problems?"
Boss: "Well, sometimes we all make mistakes."
Yeah, I know- I'm bored. Just for giggles I keep checking my order status just in case. Still on B/O and likely will be through much of next week. I'm back to using my 3G until my iP4 gets here. I don't miss my EVO.