I'm gonna call hoax, just open the damn thing.
Hoax it is... i sent them the box and didn't include the return address and there's a bomb in it.. or a teddy bear, hang on, it's my girlfriend's birthday then, did i send her the right box
Disclaimer: for the purpose of covering my ass from the feds and thier Eschelon servers, there's no bomb, don't get a little stiffy after reading this, i'm not a terrorist, and it's not even my girlfriends birthday (how unfortunately poor would i end up being, having to buy my gf the same thing as i'm getting after a WWDC or something less expensive/impressive, man, that would suck)
If u're reading this babe, I Love you. I

You.
So lame, so lame.
She's thinking of dumping me and she doesn't know i know.
Hehe, someone hand me a beer, imma get me an iphone to call me up a new one of her. She's pretty hot, sex was great babe, imma miss that, (for about 3 days) u're a definite 10 out of 10, honest. Soon imma have me a 12 (i hope).
Or two 6's or even better.... four 3's.
I'm not going for 12 1's, i'm not that kind of girl, i'm not a whore.