Can we please not stoop that low. All that's missing is an obligatory remark about how Cook promotes diversity over quality.
Edit: I just saw the "Latino executive" bit, well done SteveJobs2.0.
I gave Beats 1 five chances or so. Every single time I heard either someone talking very very fast for a very very long time, or a song you couldn't pay me to listen to. People say "oh you should listen to this and that show". Great. But for me radio should be a form of background entertainment while I read something or work on a project. It shouldn't be a chore where I go through countless shows grinding my teeth because one of them might pick up my interest. I am very clearly not the demographic Beats 1 panders to. And that's fine, because Beats 1 is just another radio station.
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What? Beats 1 is just another radio station?
There, I said it. It is not revolutionary. It is not a game changer. It doesn't bring any new quality at all. People who think it's super exciting that you don't have to Shazam songs need to meet my brother, he has a magical device in his car (I believe it's called a "radio") that displays titles and performers of the songs played. People who think it's revolutionary that you can listen to previously aired shows need to check out the BBC website. You can even watch TV broadcasts on it!
As with most things Apple, Beats 1 was hyped as something magical and awesome. It isn't. It's a radio station that plays a lot of hip-hop and rap and some other stuff. What WOULD be revolutionary and amazing: if Apple started Beats 2-5 as well, and allowed you to treat them as building blocks. Suppose there is a show at 6pm on Beats 2, call it "Janet Jackson's Moist Hour" (JJ's fans will get the joke) that I want to listen to, and there's a show at 6pm on Beats 5 called "Weird Al Yankovic's Hits And Misses" that I also want to listen to. Now give me an app in which I can move the shows around, and they will play automagically in my Radio tab. (Obviously you can't move the show to a time before it actually airs.) I could create my own radio station that plays stuff I actually want to hear, rather than wait till 3am because that's when Elton John's Crocodile Hour plays. No Zane? Then check out Beats 2 where Alexis Petridis talks about his favourite albums. Then after two hours of that, skip automatically to Beats 4, where Danny Tenaglia plays 90s house. Etc. There would be a possibility I'd never leave my house again because there's so much amazing to listen to. The way Beats 1 is now it panders to very narrow demographic, a large part of whom never listen to the radio anyway. I know exactly one person below the age of 35 who listens to the radio, it's my workmate who is 32 and likes the News Radio to be on all the time.