Maybe a proper analogy would be someone wearing a beard or mustache, but only on one side so that it's an incomplete, mismatched look. Or, keeping with yours, it's not a mainstream beard or mustache -- it's one of those really long curly Boris staches. Or a Devil's pointy beard, but in all white.
It's a real visual problem. AirPods look like giant earrings or cyborg stems -- unnatural either way. Plus they are white so they stick out and scream "look at me." Most headphones blend in or compliment -- even big lime green Beats. Not a fan of those but they work with some people. AirPods don't look good on anyone. It's truly function over form on this one.
Honestly, if AirPods were made so that the stem went up rather than down it would blend in and wouldn't be an issue. Don't know if they would be as technically great that way but wouldn't look so goofy. And they do look goofy -- on me and everyone else who wears them. I recognize this, some AirPod owners are just delusional like those who think they look hip in their Ed Hardy T-shirt. I try to avoid the mirror when I'm wearing my AirPods so I don't feel self conscience. It's a really tussle between my vanity and comfort/convenience.
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Well, the wireless part. The most important part of any headphone/ear bud should be sound. If AirPods sounded crappy the W1 chip would be a moot feature.
The stem pointing up? did you give that even the tiniest thought before you came up with that idea? The stem is the microphone.