I finally found one. I had a reserve at Best Buy since a day after release, but they have not received any 32gig wifi black at that Best Buy yet. Since then, I decided I'd rather have a 16 gig wifi black. Been searching: Went to an Apple Store (Natick) last Sunday but they only had Verizon by the time it reached me. Tried a Walmart that looked to have stock, but they didn't have any. Then Weds I tried Target but they sold the 16 gig wifi 10 minutes before I arrived. Today, I got to a different Target in time to buy one (they had two left after me, got five today) - Millbury MA. The employee actually agreed to hold the iPad for me so I felt a little less anxious getting to the Target. The employee who got the iPad for me told me they're not allowed to do a hold, but it will depend who you talk to.
I used ipad2locator.com for the Target, and milo.com for best buy. Best Buy never seemed to turn up any iPads.
Sync'ed. No dead pixels. I don't know a handy way to test for the bleed effect so I'm not going to stress about it for now.
So, keep chugging along!