Well, yeah, while I obviously do feel for you as it seems as though you're going to be the earliest adopter who recieves their macbook the latest, my comment was my typical hidden subtle humour that us Canadians are typical of making. I know the stereotypes associated with those that live in either Cape Breton or Newfoundland, so I was kind of playing off of that. I'm from a small maritime town myself (pop 1600), so I'm really just making fun of myself.
Never been to Newfoundland myself, but have a lot of friends from there. Never met a Newfoundlander or Cape Breton'er that I didn't like. We're just friendly folk out here on the east coast

No real offense directed towards Newfoundland, especially St. John's. Looking forward myself to experiencing St. George Street. Most bars per square mile? C'mon, that should attract any decent person who knows what's good for them. So yeah, my comment was more directed as a subtle dig at those in Toronto and Montreal more than anything. So maybe we get our macbooks delivered a week later than those in Toronto, but its not like we're still wearing acid wash jeans and dying our hair platinum blonde (or are we?).