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do you take your iPhone 5 to the toilet?
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This from the mom whose iPhone is in contact with her butt sweat all day because she keeps it in her back pocket.
I think the longest I have ever taken in maybe, maybe 3 minutes. I can proudly say I can finish the whole process in under a minute haha. Drink my coffee and it's the same routine every morning.
Ok, honestly. Sometimes, it's not so much a matter of spending the entire 20-30 minutes actively "dropping the kids off at the pool". It's not like it's a half hour of continuous clowns exiting a volkswagon clown car, one after the other.
It's more like 5-10 minutes of "preparing", 5 minutes of actual "active duty", and then another 10-15 minutes of "afterglow". And with regards to the prep stage and afterglow stage, a lot of times, it's the only free time in a day I get to myself where I don't have my wife & kids bugging me to do something around the house, or they are stealing my ipad to watch movies, or play games, or look up something online. Between work, the commute home, preparing dinner, household chores, helping with homework, & bathtime/bedtime rituals, it's my little bit of "alone time". Don't get me wrong, I love all that stuff in my life, but everyone needs a bit of "alone time". Even if that "alone time" is involves me sitting on a cold seat with my pants down and legs going numb. Still my time...
It's more like 5-10 minutes of "preparing", 5 minutes of actual "active duty", and then another 10-15 minutes of "afterglow". And with regards to the prep stage and afterglow stage, a lot of times, it's the only free time in a day I get to myself where I don't have my wife & kids bugging me to do something around the house, or they are stealing my ipad to watch movies, or play games, or look up something online. Between work, the commute home, preparing dinner, household chores, helping with homework, & bathtime/bedtime rituals, it's my little bit of "alone time". Don't get me wrong, I love all that stuff in my life, but everyone needs a bit of "alone time". Even if that "alone time" is involves me sitting on a cold seat with my pants down and legs going numb. Still my time...
You take 30 MINUTES? Something's wrong. If anything, you should be in and out of there in under 90 secs., seriously.
This thread is hilarious haha.
Am I the only one who is nervous to take a new phone in there at first but after a few days it's like eh, I need it..
Am I the only one who is nervous to take a new phone in there at first but after a few days it's like eh, I need it..
Yep every time! Actually I forgot my iPhone yesterday and I was so bored, it was the worst ****** ever! Hahaha
Just when you think you have seen it all, over 80 post in a thread about using your phone while on the toilet
I'm posting from it now. I usually ask Siri to set a timer otherwise I end up being there 30mins+
Yeah I spend about five times as long as I actually need to, can easily pass half an hour in the loo with my iPad!
It's NOT called a JOHN! Disrespectful to all Johns of the world
Yes it is. Haven't you seen Robin Hood: Men in Tights?
Right on the money!
And everyone thats gross out needs to take a couple common sense pills.
No one wipes their butt with their bare hand, and smears it all over their iphone.
I've gone as far as pulling my pants down, gotten ready to sit on the toilet, and actually pulled them back up again just to go grab my phone before commencing the fun. No lie.
But let us not forget these words of wisdom from (the other) Mr.Cook:
But let us not forget these words of wisdom from (the other) Mr.Cook:
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almost everyone takes their iphone to toilet... where do you think this signature on iphone came from...
"Sent form iphone while pooping"
"Sent form iphone while pooping"
not all the time.... i dont force my dump... when im done im done sorry i dont **** like a bird like some of you's
