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do you take your iPhone 5 to the toilet?

Email clients using iPad or iPhone while doing a big poo .... They'll never know 😉 😀

P.s on the loo right now 😉
 
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Bahroo said:
alright i dont always take 30 mins but 30 mins including chilling on the phone plus a long sesh on the John
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I think the longest I have ever taken in maybe, maybe 3 minutes. I can proudly say I can finish the whole process in under a minute haha. Drink my coffee and it's the same routine every morning.
 
Ok, honestly. Sometimes, it's not so much a matter of spending the entire 20-30 minutes actively "dropping the kids off at the pool". It's not like it's a half hour of continuous clowns exiting a volkswagon clown car, one after the other.

It's more like 5-10 minutes of "preparing", 5 minutes of actual "active duty", and then another 10-15 minutes of "afterglow". And with regards to the prep stage and afterglow stage, a lot of times, it's the only free time in a day I get to myself where I don't have my wife & kids bugging me to do something around the house, or they are stealing my ipad to watch movies, or play games, or look up something online. Between work, the commute home, preparing dinner, household chores, helping with homework, & bathtime/bedtime rituals, it's my little bit of "alone time". Don't get me wrong, I love all that stuff in my life, but everyone needs a bit of "alone time". Even if that "alone time" is involves me sitting on a cold seat with my pants down and legs going numb. Still my time... 😀
 
This thread is hilarious haha.

Am I the only one who is nervous to take a new phone in there at first but after a few days it's like eh, I need it..
 
Yeah I spend about five times as long as I actually need to, can easily pass half an hour in the loo with my iPad!
 
Roofy. said:
who the hell doesnt? I am on my phone 100% of the time I take a ****. I get up and one of my legs is asleep because I spent triple the amount of time on the toilet than I should have. I'll be re-learning how to walk because it is so asleep. And I'll feel good knowing I accomplished so much during those 30 minutes. Its a beautiful experience.

You should try it.
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Right on the money!


And everyone thats gross out needs to take a couple common sense pills.
No one wipes their butt with their bare hand, and smears it all over their iphone.
 
I've gone as far as pulling my pants down, gotten ready to sit on the toilet, and actually pulled them back up again just to go grab my phone before commencing the fun. No lie. 🙂


aphexacid said:
And everyone thats gross out needs to take a couple common sense pills.
No one wipes their butt with their bare hand, and smears it all over their iphone.
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But let us not forget these words of wisdom from (the other) Mr.Cook: 😉

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almost everyone takes their iphone to toilet... where do you think this signature on iphone came from...

"Sent form iphone while pooping"😀
 
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