I'll go with "virtual" beatdown.
iOS 6 certainly is overwhelming. While the speed and stability are phenomenal, there are a few things (in my preferred order of priority) that apple needs to think about implementing in some way:
-Quick access to certain settings, like brightness, wifi, Bluetooth.
-Keep folders and the app grids, but give us a new home page with some sort of widgets
-a file system that apps and emails can access
-USB file storage. Can be separate from on board music and video to prevent piracy, but accesible to apps and email
-allow apps to integrate with Siri
-either put all app setting in the app or in settings or somehow link them, having some settings in either place is annoying.
-allow users to change the default mail, calendar, browser, etc, so that other apps that point to these will go to the new defaults instead.
-give Siri access to settings, and ability to do minor trouble shooting
Great list! Maybe email to sforstall@apple.com, I've heard emailing tcook@apple.com occasionally gets a response.