I hope Musk does develop his own phone and take some business away from Tim Cook and his censorship practices.
I hope he develops a phone, too. I can see it now:
- He buys a company that makes phones, to make his phone.
- He fires the one team that knew how to make the phones.
- He asks for code screenshots from his software engineers while asking them to be hardcore and stuff, which results in half of them quitting.
- He blames the media, woke culture and people who are not hard-core enough for his failure.
- Despite all this, his company manages to produce a phone, weirdly.
- He advertises it as “the free speech phone”. His app store doesn’t “censor” developers and there is no moderation or app review.
- In turn, this means the phone can easily be hacked and there is a ton of spyware for the phone. Not only because there is almost no app review, but also because he fired most of the software engineers who worked on privacy and security.
- Musk fans who bought the phone have their private data stolen, often with serious consequences.
- Almost no major app is on the platform, because they don’t want to participate in this trainwreck. Also, there are openly fascist apps there, and no respectable company wants to be seen in that crowd.
- The phone also sucks, but that’s the least of it’s problems.
- Apple ends up selling more iPhones in one hour than Musk phone sells in three months.
- After these three months, EU bans sales of Musk’s phone on their territory, USA and UK have multiple investigations ongoing.
- The whole thing collapses spectacularly in just four months and Musk claims “it was all just for lulz anyway”.
So, yeah, I’d love to see all that. I hope he makes a phone.