I hate cords too but I also hate managing batteries that constantly need recharging. If the iPad introduced device fatigue, wireless headphones introduce battery fatigue.
Sure if you had a highly regular, routine or boring life you could work out a charging routine that works for you. But for many, life isn't so regular, boring or routine. And even if it was maybe sometimes you just forget to bring that portable battery or charger to keep everything charged and working.
I don't want to have to deal with headphone power levels and the best headphones are all analogue anyway. Managing my iPhone, laptop and external DAC is more than enough for me.
That and the earPods look so tacky. If this is what wireless looks like, give me wires any day.
PS: I'm guessing they'll have a Mac event in the next month to update the Mac lineup. They can't take these outdated models to Christmas. Can they?