Android Fanboy Mocks iPhone-4 Release
<sarcasm>
Hah -- Nothing is going right for iPhone-4. I told you all it would be a
major failure. Not even close to EVO which has the supercool night-light
feature with that nice separation of screen from plastic casing (so long
as the battery holds up).
This iPhone is going to be as big a flop as the iPad (or rather iPod-Mega
-- get it? like "iPod Nano", but instead its "Mega").
If FedEx, AT&T and Apple would run their servers on Android then I bet
they would not go down because they can multitask and handle all those
concurrent orders and shipment tracking updates.
I bet you'll never see FedEx have load problems with order tracking with
any Android release because Google knows how to release a phone properly.
You simply do not advertise it anywhere but on the web and keep it out of
those brick-and-mortar stores so nobody can touch it before buying. Then
the sales trickle in at a reasonable and sensible pace. You just wait -- there
will be at least 1 million Nexus-One sales before Nexus-Two hits the market.
This is why Apple is so lame. They can't even get AT&T and FedEx to
increase their server capacity 10-fold before a release. Now I just can't
wait for their servers to fail again when everybody who ordered an iPhone-4
tries to return it within their 30-day window.
I'm sure that as soon as folks figure out it won't run Flash in a widget on the
home screen that they will hate it and switch to one of the revolutionary
Android phones running Froyo. I can't wait to upgrade my phone to one
that will actually support Froyo but I just got mine last month and it will
never support that version of Android -- so I am going to wait it out for
my contract to expire and then upgrade and then you will ALL be jealous.
Just wait and see.
</sarcasm>
Enjoy your new phones today or tomorrow or July 14th -- I am sadly waiting until iPhone-5 because while I can upgrade, my wife just missed the AT&T upgrade window and FaceTime would not be the same if I could not FaceTime call with her. I feel like an injured player sitting on the sidelines in the big game. Definitely jealous.
