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"For those of you who insist on taking selfies and posting to social media, kindly do so after evacuating the aircraft."

"By the way, does anyone know how to fly a plane?"

"Fly a plane? What is it?"

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I stopped listening to flight attendants when they invented the word "deplane."

I thought that was Tattoo...

"Deplane! Deplane!"
 
The idea of a flight is to take a break, and get away from all that..

Sorry, but the idea of a flight is to get me from point A to point B, period.

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I think most people agree with the rule of no cell conversations because that could make a flight a screaming mess as everyone tried to talk louder than the others to be heard. However, the use of devices during take off and landing does not pose a threat or enough of a threat to outweigh the personal freedom. Any airline could ban this but they don't because they know their customers want it, plain and simple.

Also, I must say that if there were any chance whatsoever that a cell phone could actually interfere with the plane's navigation you would have to check them or the FAs would gather them up as you boarded. There's no way any airline is going to leave the actual safety of the aircraft in each individuals' hands hoping they comply with the airplane mode rule.

This lawsuit is going nowhere...
 
50,000 miles!!

... The flights attendant when they starting selling us credit cards...

OMG on my last Frontier flight (and I used to LOVE Frontier) I not only had to pay for my carry-on, but listen to that credit card pitch. I felt sort of sorry for the flight attendants. Not only do they have to be baby-sitters on what pretty much is mass transit now (with those kind of passengers) but also now have to be sales associates for just about every service.

Normally I fly Southwest but the company booked the return flight on Frontier. Ugh it was awful.
 
What about passengers for who it's the first time they fly?
Or those who have issues with flying/heights, and/or being in confined spaces and/or being in very close proximity with many other strangers? There are certainly plenty of people like that all over.
 
Just imagine. You're a career flight attendant. Decades of airlines reorganization have driven wage cuts, seniority losses, and hours increases. Decorum and civility have practically evaporated among passengers.

Through it all, you've been loyally paying your union dues to the AFA, even as those dues have continued to rise while pay has fallen. You know union leadership must have been biding its time to stick up for the everyday flight attendant and finally, after decades, put points on-the-board for labor.

Finally, today, the AFA strikes... to BRING BACK THE BANE OF EVERY FLIGHT ATTENDANT'S EXISTENCE, ARGUING WITH PASSENGERS TO TURN OFF THEIR CELL PHONES.

You can not write a script like this.
 
Because the chances are in a real emergency you won't have a clue what to do and potentially put others at risk.
But don't worry as I'm sure those complaining air stewerds will still save your life..

Sorry, you must have missed the context of the original message which the poster responded to. I'm a frequent flier. I've heard the message so many time I could be a FA. I know the lights lead to the nearest exit; that I should use the oxygen mask before administering to my child; that the seat cushion is a floatation device, etc, etc.

So again, please tell me (in context with The posters response to the original message) how me quietly reading affects anyone else on the plane?

If you can't I suggest getting off your high horse.
 
This is even a thing?
No one is unclear on how a seatbelt works.

This is all about ad placement surrounding the briefing. Airline attendants take a miniscule pause after the safety brief to tell you they serve Coca Cola products aboard this flight blah blah blah.

I'm getting an ad served in the iPad via whatever product placement is happening during my movie anyway. Chill.
 
What about passengers for who it's the first time they fly?

I dunno, at least the first time *I* flew (back in 1999, I was 22 years old, so not a kid) I thought it was the coolest thing ever and paid attention to EVERYTHING going on. Trust me, when people experience something for the first time they pay attention.

Hundreds of flights later, though, I already know my seat cushion can be used as a flotation device, and to put on the damned oxygen mask if the cabin depressurizes. Anyone (who isn't disabled physically or mentally) who can't figure that **** out after flying several times deserves their fate, I suppose.
 
People who work in the industry are entitled to their informed opinion. Those who don't need to S>T>F>U!

In my industry, someone who knows is called an expert and has an expertise, not an informed opinion... that may be the difference between us... In the Las Vegas industry, you may be right, they call it opinion...
My poor Elvis, so many crimes committed in your name...
 
Thanks Unions

Thanks unions, let's waste some more time and money. Let's make sure we keep another antiquated, unnecessary regulation on the books. Coincidentally, antiquated and unnecessary are also accurate characteristics of unions.
 
Even modern glass displays can be susceptible to interference.

FAA orders cockpit display replacements after Wi-Fi concerns

Boeing actually discovered this by accident a few years back. They were certifying an aircraft WiFi network when the pilot and copilot displays went blank, due to interference when the WiFi signal ramped up with more users.

Over the years, airline pilots have also reported multiple cases of autopilot and navigation interference that stopped when they made someone turn off their cell phone. You can check the NASA ASRS reports.

As long as aircraft antenna and control wires run under the passenger cabin, there's a possibility of interference. Non-pilots think that as long as it doesn't physically bring down the plane, interference is okay. As any pilot knows, direct effects are not the problem. It's the distraction to the pilot during critical phases of flight (takeoff & landing) that can be lethal.

This needs to be a sticky. Well stated.
 
They care because flight attendants bear some responsibility for the safety of the aircraft. If you are messing around on your iPhone or iPad then you are not paying attention to the safety announcements at the beginning of the flight, nor are you paying attention to any unexpected behaviour of the airplane during landing.

I just can't understand how it is so hard for somebody to stow away their gadgets for the first and last 10-15 minutes of the flight.
?? Doesn't make sense. What about unexpected behavior in-flight? It's not hard, it's a matter of choice. If someone has flown hundreds of times they are familiar with procedure. Not to mention I know a few people who really don't like flying and need to listen to music during take-off/landing to calm their nerves. This is purely a soup-nazi tactic.

If the union wants this because they think devices cause some kind of interference then the pilots should be involved as well and why aren't the pilots saying anything? If there truly is risk then why is the FAA allowing them? I'd genuinely like to know.
 
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The logic is insane. (for those that take more than 30 seconds to go through it all).

If I was a FA - I would immediately cancel my membership. What kind of idiots are in charge there.

Oh, and if there was some logic (not), each airline could change the rules without any federal approval.

INSANE.

INSANE.

I keep reading this and think maybe it is April Fools.
 
Wow, it's almost like they derive pleasure out of telling you to put away your electronic devices.

I think you have hit it. This is actually a fairly big part of their job. The projectile argument is laughable as anyone with a few neurons can tell.

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This needs to be a sticky. Well stated.

I think it supports the idea that airplanes are designed and tested to handle Wifi signals and that's about it. This component failed and it's being replaced. This is how it has to be because they aren't using wifi detectors to check each and every phone. They have to design for worst case scenario which is every person has a phone with wifi on...and as an engineer myself, I know they do. The engineers at Boeing and other airline manufacturers are not stupid.
 
I'm amazed at all the snarkiness on this topic.

I also think they people are taking it much too literally when they are referring to the standard safety briefing. I think the concern is if there is an issue during takeoff or landing, the most dangerous phases of flight, and half the plane has earbuds in and can't hear any announcements or instructions.

99.9999+% of the time it won't be an issue. But for that one incident where it is, it could end up being tragic. I seriously doubt flight attendants derive any joy out of telling people to turn off their devices. They probably enjoy their phones as much as you do...and based on the snarky responses on here - I'm sure it's not a pleasant experience.
 
No one is unclear on how a seatbelt works.

False.

There are NTSB reports of accidents where people died because they couldn't figure out how to work the seatbelt before they were killed in an aircraft fire.

I trust the NTSB more than your wild guess of what is clear to all passengers.
 
Not stating anything other than we need to unplug once in a while. If we're that edgy that 5, 10, 15, 20 minutes away from our mobile devices is enough to warrant this behavior, then we need to rethink our lives.

I actually agree with the premise that most of us would be better off with a little more "unplugged" time, but most of us would be better off with more exercise, and I don't think that's a reason for the airlines to make us run laps in the terminal, do you?
 
I dunno, at least the first time *I* flew (back in 1999, I was 22 years old, so not a kid) I thought it was the coolest thing ever and paid attention to EVERYTHING going on. Trust me, when people experience something for the first time they pay attention.

Hundreds of flights later, though, I already know my seat cushion can be used as a flotation device, and to put on the damned oxygen mask if the cabin depressurizes. Anyone (who isn't disabled physically or mentally) who can't figure that **** out after flying several times deserves their fate, I suppose.
How does the flight attendant know that YOU have flown hundred of times and you could rescue all passengers in the event of a disaster, while Bob who's sitting next to you and has some kind of disability, is flying for the first time?

Although frankly, the probability of walking away from the kind of emergency landing described in the safety briefing is so low that I've always wondered what they were for in the first place...
 
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