Here's a better safety briefing - in case of a crash, you will probably die.
That should save some paper.
That should save some paper.
so relaxation does not count as a holiday ? as that's the point i was making.
If i wanted to fiddle with my gadgets i can do that at home.. why would u also wanna use them on a trip ? It would be a trip for some of us, but a constant annoyance.
I seriously doubt that using electronic devices such as our phones and other media consumption devices will affect the safety of the plane.
I've been on flights to third world countries and the locals there use their phones before, during and after the plane has landed. I'm still alive to tell the tale.
What exactly is unreasonable about asking you to hurry with their coffees? FFS, you work selling coffee at an airport and get annoyed because people have flights to catch? Those people buying the overpriced swill you sell pay your unskilled hobo wages, where the hell do you get off acting like they're inconveniencing you?
im not sure what you're getting at, if your on international flights, flights can be as long as 13 hours, others might be 24 Hours + layover + transfer flights.
That's why you bring gadgets, not to mention these gadgets are part of my work.
But please, make opinions of your own preference.
I seriously doubt that using electronic devices such as our phones and other media consumption devices will affect the safety of the plane.
I've been on flights to third world countries and the locals there use their phones before, during and after the plane has landed. I'm still alive to tell the tale.
I am... if others wanna use gadgets in-flight or whatever, that's fine, but it won't change my mind about "being more relaxed on a plane" IF you do tat 24/7 anyway.
Everyone needs a break from tech, and personally, if wanna use it on a plane as well, then it's not going to be much of a vacation.
Business trip = That's different.
And how is the flight attendant supposed to know which one of the 200 people in the airplane are frequent flyers?
Seriously, you people are acting like little 2 year olds.
I seriously doubt that using electronic devices such as our phones and other media consumption devices will affect the safety of the plane.
Like in case of a car accident, you already have to wait for people to finish taking photos, tweetings, posting on Facebook and the like before someone actually thinks about using his phone to call for help...
And I think they do. In case of crash, you will have to deal with idiots taking photos or tweeting live about their experience rather than evacuating the plane in a timely fashion... Like in case of a car accident, you already have to wait for people to finish taking photos, tweetings, posting on Facebook and the like before someone actually thinks about using his phone to call for help...
As can your hardcover book, which you will be reading instead. Pure BS. Hope this gets laughed out of court. You know what else has been permitted during takeoff and landing for decades: electric shavers -- I kid you not.Couldn't my device still become a "dangerous projectile" even if it were turned off?
they do, i was just on a flight where the captain asked urgently to tell all passengers to turn off electronic equipment in their pockets, bags, and in overhead compartments.
it was messing up the plane's instruments, he asked 3 times, the 3rd time he has a lot of concern.
so its true. it can mess up the plane, and given from the captain's voice. I have doubt that it can make the plane crash one way or another.
Why do flight attendants care anyway? Do they really thrive on the additional task of continually telling passengers to put away their devices or put in airplane mode?
Here's a better safety briefing - in case of a crash, you will probably die.
That should save some paper.
You've already told this story.
Just because the captain thought that was the source doesn't mean it was. Technically, it's extremely unlikely that consumer electronic devices were having an effect on his instruments. While I don't doubt he may have gotten some erratic readings, he was just grasping at straws to figure out the source. There is no proven correlation.
They care because flight attendants bear some responsibility for the safety of the aircraft. If you are messing around on your iPhone or iPad then you are not paying attention to the safety announcements at the beginning of the flight, nor are you paying attention to any unexpected behaviour of the airplane during landing.
I just can't understand how it is so hard for somebody to stow away their gadgets for the first and last 10-15 minutes of the flight.
Then why did he tell us 3 TIME?
told the whole flight to get out all electronics in the bag to turn it off.
The fact is, there are a lot of 3rd world travelers, many who do not have FAA approved devices.
And they cant simply say "Oh anyone without FAA approved devices, please turn your phones off"
After every passenger on the flight made an erratic move to turn off everything it was fine.
Every airline has this electronics rule, the enforce it EVERY trip. Don't get me wrong i never listened to that rule, but not after that time. because consumer electronics shouldn't really effect his instruments, but how do you know about NON-APPROVED FAA devices?
Yes, please, keep banning voice communications on planes ! This is one of the last place on earth where you can escape morons spending hours and hours to discuss their life on the phone (I wonder when they actually get the time to live it)...
I fly a lot. Passengers are preoccupied with one thing or another from the moment the get in their seat to landing. It's a weak argument to blame tablets or phones when it's not the sole reason people are not paying attention to FAs announcements or the pre-recorded video. Even in 1985 passengers ignored FAs announcement on how to use a seat as a flotation device. It's human nature.
they do, i was just on a flight where the captain asked urgently to tell all passengers to turn off electronic equipment in their pockets, bags, and in overhead compartments.
it was messing up the plane's instruments, he asked 3 times, the 3rd time he has a lot of concern.
so its true. it can mess up the plane, and given from the captain's voice. I have doubt that it can make the plane crash one way or another.
Wrong - The electronics rule was rarely enforced in First Class. If you sat in the window seat the Flight Attendants were too lazy to talk to you. If you sat in the aisle in coach however...
- You are allowed to read during announcements
- You are allowed to sleep during announcements
- You are allowed to listen to movies during announcements
- Books can also become projectiles
I fly about 150 segments a year and can't remember the last time I heard a pilot or flight attendant say anything remotely important or interesting. It's basically open mic time for bad jokes and uninteresting facts. Make sure to wake us up on a 6 AM flight to announce "It's 80 degrees down there in Little Rock".
My list of fixes:
- Make the safety announcements appear as a popup when you book your ticket.
- Make it a federal crime to use the intercom for non emergency purposes.
- Fire all flight attendants. Replace with 1 security guard, web cams to record events, and a vending machine.
- 3 old women will not stop any threats.
- Repeat - Don't staff the plane with 3 ee's to hand out free Cokes.
- Remove all in flight entertainment and magazines.
- Remove all wire framed seat pockets.
- Put standard 110W chargers on all rows
- WIFI standard on all flights
- If you slow down boarding you get scanned and given zone 5 for a year and pay extra for carry on - unless over 65 or disabled.
Why do businesses still cower at the whimper of union trouble making?
You know what the solution is? Fire all unionized employees and refuse to do any more business with the union. Hire all non-union flight attendants.
Side result: air fares go down.