Thank goodness Siri sounds good while delivering crap responses like this:
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Asking it in a slightly different way "When is the next high tide" gave me an appropriate response. When I asked her subsequently "What about the one after that?" she said "Interesting question." She is also really annoying with setting timers. I set a lot of timers when I'm cooking, and she will say crap like "I see you shiver with antici... pation." where there's a three second or so gap of silence in the middle of that last word. I just want feedback that my timer is properly set, not to listen to her joking around. It was cute the first time or two, but now it's annoying. Imagine talking to someone who always had the same five corny canned joke responses each time you asked them to do something. It would be grating. And she can't even handle something simple like multiple timers. It's pathetic.