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Chip NoVaMac said:
[joke]Doubt it. Staright guys are fun to get drunk and end up "converting" them. :) [/joke]
Are you saying you've tried this and it is possible? The only drawback is that they would still not know how to A.) cook, B.) iron, and C.) eat without a bib. Sad, really.
devilot76 said:
I'm getting a little worried now. Maybe my bf is gay.
I heart this video.
 
MacHarne said:
Are you saying you've tried this and it is possible? The only drawback is that they would still not know how to A.) cook, B.) iron, and C.) eat without a bib. Sad, really.

Yeah, but they are good for A.) changing the oil in the car, B.) wash and waxing the car, and C.) moving heavy things. Not to mention cheaper to maintain, just give them a six pack of beer and promise them a trip to Hooters.
:D
 
Chip NoVaMac said:
Yeah, but they are good for A.) changing the oil in the car, B.) wash and waxing the car, and C.) moving heavy things. Not to mention cheaper to maintain, just give them a six pack of beer and promise them a trip to Hooters.
:D
Hey, show a little respect, willya?
:rolleyes:
 
MacHarne said:
Well... the singing is something to be worked on, but the song is funny.
The song reminds meof an ex-friend of mine that totally put me and my boyfriend in the role of her gay husband(s), towards the end of our friendship with her it was like Fatal Attraction.
 
leekohler said:
Too funny!
Do you know the Wau Wau Sisters?! I got a chance to see them live... needless to say, I was so enamoured w/ them, I got their pink album, a t shirt, and a pair of shorts! Hee :eek: "Come taste my ****-- oops, lemme try again... Come taste my ****-- Oh my, I'm terribly sorry. Come taste my country ham!" :D
 
devilot76 said:
Do you know the Wau Wau Sisters?! I got a chance to see them live... needless to say, I was so enamoured w/ them, I got their pink album, a t shirt, and a pair of shorts! Hee :eek: "Come taste my ****-- oops, lemme try again... Come taste my ****-- Oh my, I'm terribly sorry. Come taste my country ham!" :D

No- I'll have to check them out!
 
hmm... missed a couple of days... so i'll go back. im not going to make innuendos or flirty jokes about it, i just love straight guys. i mean, im not really butch or anything, but there's nothing hotter than getting a really macho frat-boy type drunk, getting his clothes loosened a bit... it almost never fails :D :D

which is probably why straight guys are afraid of me. but i mean, i know several of them that i've never slept with...
 
rainman::|:| said:
hmm... missed a couple of days... so i'll go back. im not going to make innuendos or flirty jokes about it, i just love straight guys. i mean, im not really butch or anything, but there's nothing hotter than getting a really macho frat-boy type drunk, getting his clothes loosened a bit... it almost never fails :D :D

which is probably why straight guys are afraid of me. but i mean, i know several of them that i've never slept with...

Yes- I think we've all had those nights. But like I said, I prefer gay boys. No freaking out or drama afterward. No convincing them that it was no big deal and yes- I know you really like girls, etc., etc. Ugh- no thanks.
 
I'm not gay. I'm not a homophob either. As a matter of fact gay men are cool, and I'll tell you why. In New York City the ratio of women to men is 3 to 1 (last time I checked). Hence for every gay guy there are 3 women that don't have a man. So as you can see, that number of available straight women goes up as there are more gay men. You guys are great :) do what you do and leave the women for me.

thanks :D

anyway I really don't think that really matters here, being gay or not. People come here to talk about all things Apple and enjoy their time here. just my thoughts.
 
toothpaste said:
So as you can see, that number of available straight women goes up as there are more gay men. You guys are great :) do what you do and leave the women for me.
Ahh, but you've left out that ever-so-crucial aspect, many a straight woman lusts after a gay man; perhaps because of or inspite of being gay-- ;)
 
devilot76 said:
Ahh, but you've left out that ever-so-crucial aspect, many a straight woman lusts after a gay man; perhaps because of or inspite of being gay-- ;)
I could live to be 100, and I will never understand that.
 
Guitarius said:
I could live to be 100, and I will never understand that.

<grin> this is a subject I have a lot of experience with... it's always a bit sad when you realize your hag fell in love with you. Personally I think it's like the cupcake effect: put a cupcake in front of someone, and tell them they can't have it. Even if the person doesn't like cupcakes that much, eventually they'll want to eat it... ;)
 
toothpaste said:
In New York City the ratio of women to men is 3 to 1 (last time I checked). Hence for every gay guy there are 3 women that don't have a man.

That implies that the woman are actually lusting for a man... ;)

devilot76 said:
Ahh, but you've left out that ever-so-crucial aspect, many a straight woman lusts after a gay man; perhaps because of or inspite of being gay-- ;)

Erp! Sounds like my ex-girlfriend...
 
devilot76 said:
Ahh, but you've left out that ever-so-crucial aspect, many a straight woman lusts after a gay man; perhaps because of or inspite of being gay-- ;)

The lust is easily explained. Straight women need a "girlfriend" to go shopping with and the woman (well most will) will look better in a dress that both of them try on. Regardless of that fact, thanks for all the women you guys are leaving including in your neck of the woods. It was fun living in SF as the women were starving for straight male companionship. :D
 
vniow said:
That implies that the woman are actually lusting for a man...
Hear, hear! :D Why do you think so many classical works feature nekkid women? The female body is a wonder to see.
 
Boobs are okay, they are fun for the same reason jello is, but vagina's are scary :eek:. I don't know why, but they have always seemed very menacing to me. :confused: :eek: :p

No offense to any females, of course :). I'm part of a minority, I believe.

scem0
 
Brian0523 said:
Just wondering if I'm the only one

Sorry for sounding like a jerk - I'm just curious about other gay mac geeks like me that's all.


I love how tolerance has reached an all time low. Everyone is so worried about offending someone that they forget how stupid a question he just asked.

MacRumors.com, ask Mac questions or tell us a story about your PB that you knocked off your balcony. Save those questions for AOL chatrooms.

Thats about as pointless of a question as the drunk guy that came on here just to tell us he's drunk.
 
bigredsixer said:
I love how tolerance has reached an all time low. Everyone is so worried about offending someone that they forget how stupid a question he just asked.

MacRumors.com, ask Mac questions or tell us a story about your PB that you knocked off your balcony. Save those questions for AOL chatrooms.

Thats about as pointless of a question as the drunk guy that came on here just to tell us he's drunk.
What was so stupid about this post again? Let's not forget that the point of Community Discussions is to have a real community of people that you can connect with. This is more than just a Mac site. Much like the gay community I find. All of my gay friends have come together because of that one thing, we are all gay, but that isn't reason we've stayed friends.

Hey, we got to 19 pages.
 
Chip NoVaMac said:
Why am I showing 11 pages? Is it due my using portrait mode with my 2001FP?
Bragging about how big it is? :p It's probably because you have your settings as I do. To show 40 posts per page. Some people have it set to 10 or 20 posts per page.

bigredsixer said:
MacRumors.com, ask Mac questions or tell us a story about your PB that you knocked off your balcony. Save those questions for AOL chatrooms.
Community Discussion. For the community. To discuss. Don't like it, don't click the link. Not to be rude, but coming from a newbie, it's kinda funny. Please don't ruin this thread, it's quite amusing and staying (for the most part) free of the arguments that make posts like this Wastelanded or sent to the Political Forum.

We have those here too, but you need 100 posts to get in there... for obvious reasons.
 
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