These prerecorded presentations are terrible! The talking is sing-song, forced, and too fast. Their breathing and intonations are off base and sound artificial.
It's as if they all took a mini-course in video presenting and failed it! 😎
Worse, there's often irritating New Age background Muzak going on, competing with the speakers, making it hard to hear what they’re saying.
Years ago, I'd watch the live keynotes religiously; there was good delivery for the most part, some excitement, some drama, and a feeling of participation.
Then, I realized I was wasting hours on them and could get just as much out of MacSurfer's highlight stories and, later, MacRumors, in far less time. You can quickly separate the wheat from the chaff.
I still tried watching the events as they were occurring from time to time to see if the magic had returned, but was usually quite disappointed.
SixOFour put it well back in June:
“I can't help feeling like I'm watching a cult recruitment video.”
Is it really that big a rumor or news story that Apple
starts preparing and recording these keynote videos a month early? We wouldn't expect anything else…