You joke, but really, if something wants to live up to the promise of what these digital assistants claimed they were, they would understand the endless array of things we could call them.I’m for “Oi, listen here you!”
Alternatively, “Oi, Siri mate!”
And you know, they would both give the correct answer and actually play on how we had invoked them coming back with "Oi, it's 42, you hear?"
But Siri is utterly useless and braindead. As it is:
1 - She doesn't know you've invoked her.
2 - She wouldn't understand the question if she did know you were talking.
3 - She'll give an incorrect response.
4 - There won't be anything amusing about the response at all. It'll be the same maddening canned crap she always gives.
Well, and also, for everytime she does that, there will be ten times you didn't mean to invoke her but she'll randomly say something.