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how to ask a girl out

Just walk up to her, and say "Hello, I'm a Mac".

Boy: "Hello, I'm a Mac"

Girl: "I'm a PC... Sorry, we're not compatible"


Or, perhaps:

Boy: "Hello, I'm a Mac... Where's your USB Port?"

Girl: "Sorry, I only use Firewire... I like it hotter and faster"
 
Iscariot said:
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I hate you Iscariot. :p
That strip right there sums up my life.
 
flyinmac said:
Just walk up to her, and say "Hello, I'm a Mac".

Boy: "Hello, I'm a Mac"

Girl: "I'm a PC... Sorry, we're not compatible"


Or, perhaps:

Boy: "Hello, I'm a Mac... Where's your USB Port?"

Girl: "Sorry, I only use Firewire... I like it hotter and faster"
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...but the USB port isn't as fast. ;)
 
Vivaldi said:
...but the USB port isn't as fast. ;)
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Exactly :cool:

Some girls like to know they've been had. If she's screaming out faster, faster or Harder, Harder, then you best switch from USB to Firewire. :D

Depending on the girl, you might need a Firewire 800 interface :D

Now, if she likes is SCSI (Scuzzy), then you best just move on. As a Mac, you're not properly prepared for those kind of bugs :eek:
 
Vivaldi said:
Rather unfortunately, however, Firewire has the tendency for its ports to blow at random, unexpected times...
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Very Funny :D

I suppose though, that it's still better than USB. I find my USB ports tend to totally give out quite frequently. Can't even shut down the computer without using the power button.

So, I suppose a random and unexpected blow / burst would still be better than no performance at all :p
 
1. Invite her to hang out with you and a couple of friends
2. Get her # so you can "call and confirm"
3. Go out and TALK A LOT
4. Ask her if she'd want to do it again
5. Do it up again
6. Text her that night asking if she'd want to do it again, but this time just you and her
 
man this thread should be dead, no progress at all since this was posted...sigh
 
Its a rough combination of trying, and trying to hold back your basic natural instinct to act a fool.
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Can't really give definite advice on a vague subject.
 
I registered here just to answer the OPs question.

Here's how to ask a girl out. I'm not gonna give you childlike details. You've gotta figure out how to do some of it by yourself, but i'll give you an outline.

1. Arrange to hang out with her sometime. Not a date. Just you and her, hanging out. This shouldn't be hard to do. Be creative in how you manipulate circumstances in such a way that it ends up just being you and her. Just asking her is probably the best way. Ask her if she wants to hang out with you after school or something.

2. Repeat step 1 until you can manage to get her into your house, or get yourself into her house. Get to know her well enough that you feel comfortable around each other, but not well enough that you drift into the friend zone. This should all still be well within your comfort zone because you haven't said a word to her about asking her out or dating her.

3. After you've established these circumstances, wait until a time when just you and her are hanging out together, and tell her that there's something you have to ask her, but that you're scared to. She'll show interest, and find your shyness and insecurity attractive. Keep her on the hook for a while, even a few hours (i've done it). Tell her that you really want to ask her this question, but you're really scared. Try and start asking her but then fail to have the courage to bring the words out. Eventually, you can finally ask her something like "do you think i'm attractive?" Tell her that that's not your actual question, but that you chickened out. Based on her answer, you'll know whether you can ask her out or not. Finally, after she thinks you're adorable, and has repeatedly encouraged you to just ask her whatever it is you want to ask her, ask her if she'd like to go out with you. If she doesn't want to by this point, then it wasn't meant to be, you have been spared and there is nothing to be sad about.

4. Keep in mind, these steps can be mutated slightly depending on the reality of each persons situation, but the bottom line is, you've got to be one on one with her, be scared to ask her "something" and make sure that there's enough of a connection between you two that she shows interest and strongly encourages you to ask the question, and shows signs of liking you. It's that encounter when you finally get down to asking the question that is the ultimate goal of these steps. That's all you're working towards.
 
MegaMillions said:
I registered here just to answer the OPs question.

Here's how to ask a girl out. I'm not gonna give you childlike details. You've gotta figure out how to do some of it by yourself, but i'll give you an outline.

1. Arrange to hang out with her sometime. Not a date. Just you and her, hanging out. This shouldn't be hard to do. Be creative in how you manipulate circumstances in such a way that it ends up just being you and her. Just asking her is probably the best way. Ask her if she wants to hang out with you after school or something.

2. Repeat step 1 until you can manage to get her into your house, or get yourself into her house. Get to know her well enough that you feel comfortable around each other, but not well enough that you drift into the friend zone. This should all still be well within your comfort zone because you haven't said a word to her about asking her out or dating her.

3. After you've established these circumstances, wait until a time when just you and her are hanging out together, and tell her that there's something you have to ask her, but that you're scared to. She'll show interest, and find your shyness and insecurity attractive. Keep her on the hook for a while, even a few hours (i've done it). Tell her that you really want to ask her this question, but you're really scared. Try and start asking her but then fail to have the courage to bring the words out. Eventually, you can finally ask her something like "do you think i'm attractive?" Tell her that that's not your actual question, but that you chickened out. Based on her answer, you'll know whether you can ask her out or not. Finally, after she thinks you're adorable, and has repeatedly encouraged you to just ask her whatever it is you want to ask her, ask her if she'd like to go out with you. If she doesn't want to by this point, then it wasn't meant to be, you have been spared and there is nothing to be sad about.

4. Keep in mind, these steps can be mutated slightly depending on the reality of each persons situation, but the bottom line is, you've got to be one on one with her, be scared to ask her "something" and make sure that there's enough of a connection between you two that she shows interest and strongly encourages you to ask the question, and shows signs of liking you. It's that encounter when you finally get down to asking the question that is the ultimate goal of these steps. That's all you're working towards.
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HAHA thats SWEET.... I wish i had that kind of patience.... I always just act like my wacky ass self and hope it works...
 
TheDance511 said:
HAHA thats SWEET.... I wish i had that kind of patience.... I always just act like my wacky ass self and hope it works...
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My steps aren't a malicious system that I invented in order to manipulate girls. The steps are what naturally happened when I was being myself. I noticed that they consistently worked out pretty well, and so I wrote it out in steps.

I actually am shy.. and that's why my natural behavior resulted in those steps. It does work though. :)
 
MegaMillions said:
My steps aren't a malicious system that I invented in order to manipulate girls. The steps are what naturally happened when I was being myself. I noticed that they consistently worked out pretty well, and so I wrote it out in steps.

I actually am shy.. and that's why my natural behavior resulted in those steps. It does work though. :)
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Ya see, at least you have something goin that works.. my loud personality usually sends em away, and if that doesn't most of time time it is my level of openness.. but every once and a while, once in a blue moon, I find one worthy enough to keep :eek:
 
TheDance511 said:
Ya see, at least you have something goin that works.. my loud personality usually sends em away, and if that doesn't most of time time it is my level of openness.. but every once and a while, once in a blue moon, I find one worthy enough to keep :eek:
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That's the other thing. I find a girl that I actually want to be in a serious relationship with about once every two years.
 
lol,i'm pretty sure she is a a person who is between USB and firewire. firewire would be way too awesome. either way, no progress. i am sorry to disappoint you guys but this is something that i have to take at my own pace due to past "incidents" in middle school. i will post if there are any updates:)
- :apple: wywern209
 
wywern209 said:
lol,i'm pretty sure she is a a person who is between USB and firewire. firewire would be way too awesome. either way, no progress. i am sorry to disappoint you guys but this is something that i have to take at my own pace due to past "incidents" in middle school. i will post if there are any updates:)
- :apple: wywern209
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Oh come on. Take my advice! Follow my steps. :) I can coach you through it in detail privately if you want.

edit: Sorry. You do whatever you want. It's just, i've helped people in the past before, and it's always so rewarding and fun.
 
wywern209 said:
lol,i'm pretty sure she is a a person who is between USB and firewire. firewire would be way too awesome. either way, no progress. i am sorry to disappoint you guys but this is something that i have to take at my own pace due to past "incidents" in middle school. i will post if there are any updates:)
- :apple: wywern209
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Figure, you only get what you want about 1/4 of the time... ask for A LOT and you might get her? For real though...Good luck
 
flyinmac said:
Exactly :cool:

Some girls like to know they've been had. If she's screaming out faster, faster or Harder, Harder, then you best switch from USB to Firewire. :D

Depending on the girl, you might need a Firewire 800 interface :D

Now, if she likes is SCSI (Scuzzy), then you best just move on. As a Mac, you're not properly prepared for those kind of bugs :eek:
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Ha. That was the best post in this thread.
But anyways, just ask her:
"Do you like hot stuff?"
then
"Come get some hot stuff."
Classic.
 
wywern209 said:
lol,i'm pretty sure she is a a person who is between USB and firewire. firewire would be way too awesome. either way, no progress. i am sorry to disappoint you guys but this is something that i have to take at my own pace due to past "incidents" in middle school. i will post if there are any updates:)
- :apple: wywern209
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Don't think just do. Don't care just ask. Don't worry about you. Don't surrender to any task.
 
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