1) Don't buy it
or
2) Exchange it
or
3) Return it
and
4) Quit bitchin' about it and move on.
I've never seen so much whining here, which is pathetic considering this is the strongest update to the MBP Apple has released in 4.5 years, and at the strongest value proposition in that same time frame. If you have real issues, which are bound to affect some units, that sucks and you should exchange until you're happy or vote with your wallet and just return it and move on. But the constant whining for days and days and days and pages and pages and pages is really old hat.
You hate it, we get it. Go back to your 2012 then and take a seat. Nothing worse than someone who complains about something over and over but does nothing about it.
If you don't like to read the truth about Apple products.
1. Don't visit Macrumors
2. Don't read the comments
3. Try a 'social' network, perhaps they do listen
Quit complaining about the complainers, start contributing and lead by example..
Complaints have often lead to updates and a better experience.
They can be usefull and make my mac great again..