1) Don't buy it
or
2) Exchange it
or
3) Return it
and
4) Quit bitchin' about it and move on.
I've never seen so much whining here, which is pathetic considering this is the strongest update to the MBP Apple has released in 4.5 years, and at the strongest value proposition in that same time frame. If you have real issues, which are bound to affect some units, that sucks and you should exchange until you're happy or vote with your wallet and just return it and move on. But the constant whining for days and days and days and pages and pages and pages is really old hat.
You hate it, we get it. Go back to your 2012 then and take a seat. Nothing worse than someone who complains about something over and over but does nothing about it.
If you love Apple’s latest products…
1) Go buy them all
and
2) Enjoy them
and
3) Don’t ever bitch about anything
I would prefer to love these products as they are. I did actually loved some of them in the past. Do you know why i loved them? They just worked. No audio pops, no faulty keyboards, no constant crashes, better upgradability, longer life span, better quality control and overall better technical support in their own forum. These things all existed not so long ago.
Nothing is perfect in the PC - MAC world though. Issues always exist. But remember that Apple made that glorious comeback because pros realised that MacOS was a much more effective and hassle free platform to work with. That was before iPhone. The average time that every single reported bug was resolved back then was a couple of weeks.
Don’t forget that those “pros” still exist. And they have nowhere else to go. I have nowhere else to go. So when my life gets harder because a single unresolved bug doesn’t let me to deliver my work, then all i have to do is create some noise around it. Can you blame me?
Forums like this are not supposed to work like digital worship temples. If whining bothers you then try to understand that nobody has a natural tendency to buy a product and then start whining all over the internet to prove a point about Apple. You are buying a product either to enjoy it or make your living using it. If it works like “all previous units” did, then the last thing you will want to do is whine.
It would take just a couple of “silly” moves from Apple for me to stop whining.
1) Stop messing with things that work like a charm by making stupid experiments to improve the freaking look and make paper thin laptops which no one asked for.
2) Test it. You have to test it before selling it. I could do this for free. Play some video files, open Safari and surf for a while, open Final Cut to see if everything works. I do this every time i am buying a new machine. How hard is this? I don’t pay a fortune to act like a beta tester.
If Apple kept doing these basic things before selling anything i could join the cult with no second thoughts. Give me a bloody Apple T-Shirt and i will start dancing around.
And last but not least. All these whiners that you are talking about are the only reason that these products sometimes get better.
Do you want people to stop whining? Ok, enjoy your 3000$ pop corn machine because Apple would never bother to fix it without negative feedback. Even that 10.15.2 semi fix would never exist without people whining in the forums.
Do you want these products to get even worse? Give some love to Apple! Just don't expect any sign of that love to come back to you through their products.