Only if it were fact that some ordered a pizza after me and got theirs delivered first.
Lol, this tells me all I need to know about you!!!!
By your own admission, you'd be pissed if you got a pizza at 18 minutes (inside the time frame quoted you)... if, for logistical purposes, the driver dropped off a pizza first at another spot on the way... though that person ordered their pie 90 seconds after yours.
This is the very pinnacle of entitlement at its most loony!!!
Lol, just how important are you??? Should the pizza shop hire an extra worker for you, your highness...? They should drive past the 1st spot, then back by a 2nd time, because you may email their superiors all haughtily & demanding?
You are a worse version of "misery loves company".
It's ok to be mildly jealous of someone that lives next door to the shipping depot & thus, gets their package first.... but to outright think that that(clearly logical happenstance) is unfair & throw a fit about it, shows a major departure from reality.
I'm literally embarrassed for you, having written that letter & exposing your incredibly & ridiculously spoiled position on the matter.
I'm going to make my 15 year old son read your post, so he can learn how NOT to act. I would be enormously sad & feel like I failed as a father if he ever felt like his importance was above other human beings & that his wants trumped the need for careful logistics of an enormous undertaking, due to being all full of his own self-import.