But it still in the Android family tho, so your good
You call Android a "family"? ROFL! The only apt analogy I can think of, off the top of my head, is that the vendors of Android devices are teenagers, and the OS is "irrelevant" to them, in the way that doing the washing up after a meal is "irrelevant" to a teenager who's anxious to go out and play with his friends; it still HAS to be done, it's still HIS JOB, but he'll avoid it at all costs, unless severely reprimanded for not helping out and being responsible for clearing up a mess he helped to make whilst being sustained by what he was fed - for free - by his parents. There are more analogies to be made here about illegitimate parents, children who are stepchildren from different parents who abandoned them... etc.
iOS devices are a morally upright child, brought up well, to be respectful and polite to those around them, making their bed properly every morning, cleaning and tidying their room, holding the door open for women, being considerate of others, making sure their loved ones are treated fairly, NOT interrupting one another in conversations and allowing one another to speak in turn, listening to what they have to say and acting lovingly by reciprocation, keeping everyone they love up to date with what's happening in their life - NOT having secrets that cause them heartache and woes later in life (sleeping around could be seen as similar to Google "giving it away for free" as regards Android, as promiscuous teenagers do, sadly)
I could probably continue this story for a while. Suffice it to say, Android is a "family" from a VERY negelected, broken home full of people who've inherited terribly damaging habits, and whom are lazy to the extreme; Android.
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