Latest Apple news on mactechweb.com:
”October 26, 2020. Cupertino. Apple today announced a brand new product—the Apple Ruler. Made of a recyclable product, wood, and without any harmful minerals. It's 12” long and can be used to measure all sorts of things. It lasts for several years and requires no recharging.
Apple also announced the Apple Ruler Pro, a full yard long, made of similar material and easily stored inside a closet with a simple propping action.
Finally, Apple introduced the Apple Tape Measure, with an automatic recoil system, permitting the user to measure dimensions up to 6 feet, including family pets.
All three products can be used with the recently produced New Apple Pencil and, in a flash, measure growing kids' heights, family member heights, and adults' heights. All it takes is a wall or door frame and a single mark.
Expected longevity is 20 to 50 years. “We're committed to a green ecology,” CEO Tim Cook announced. In talking about Apple's new products at the launch, Phil Schiller told Mach Tech Web, “Can't innovate, my @#$!””
Amazing! Can't wait to buy them!