Exaggerate much? 4 iPhones? 7 Time Capsules? The odds of you getting 11 defective devices in a row is not comprehendable.
I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that the problem is you and your unrealistic expectations...
Look clown, after 26 years of using apple products I think I know what I am talking about. The iPhone 4 was unusable unless on speaker laying on the counter by me, my friends or my apple dealer. It was not until we took the bumper case off that Apple recommended that the phone would make a call and end successfully in ones hand. Seven time capsules here, work, my mom's my condo in Florida yea I think I and my dealer who also tells customers to steer away from them says a little more about the product that whoever the heck you think you are. Mobileme's problems are documents and I know two Apple dealers that tell people to be very careful with the mobileme calendar and have it backed up on your mac because too many people have lost their data. Apple has indeed lost there way at the moment and put out a untested defective iPhone 4 which was their largest product offering to date, need I say more. Where have you been all this time and what the heck to you know. What the hell do you do for a living mr so called expert?